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Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Clones are people two.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!