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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
No radio Already stolen.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Caution: I drive like you do.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found a politician in his honey.
Rings of Saturn are made of lost airline luggage.
The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
He who laughs last is generally slow.
Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up enviromentalists.
I want to be just like Barbie, the bitch has everything.
CAUTION: Can go from 0 to Bitch in 1.5 seconds!
I think, therefore I worry!
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learners permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
...or something like that.