Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip mine the other planets later.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

White water is over when the First Lady sings.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask an Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.  Never drink and derive.

Stop repeat offenders.  Don't re-elect.

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes use birth control.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.