Life's biggest question is whether or not you're happy - not with others, but with yourself.

Love isn't love until you give it away.

Don't take me literally.

Nothing is ever 100%

I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.

I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered.

If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!

If you knew what you were doing, you'd be bored.

It's not just reality that matters.

Pets aren't dangerous; just don't let them carry guns.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come true.

Where does it go? It doesn't matter. Flush it.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Avoid reality at all costs.

Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

90% of everything is crud.

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

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