Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

If all else fails, throw up.

Do we know that life has a cause?

No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.

Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind.

Fun is just point of view.

If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

My rules apply only to other people, not myself.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

It's only hopeless if you walk away.

Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.

Imagination is the foundation of reality.

Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.

The real trick to carrying on is not getting carried away.

Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.

Everything is possible; just not too probable.

Since when is talking a sign of thinking?

Looking to God for answers is premature.

I like quality, not quantity.

Why should I grow up? This is more fun!

I have crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I have all but rubbed it out.

Reality is all a point of view.

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