Bumper Stickerss 251-275
Any given program costs more and takes longer.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
When it rains, it pours.
The course of progress: Most things get steadily worse.
Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Things will get worse before they get better.
Who said things would get better?
Things get worse under pressure.
Nothing ever goes away.
You always find something in the last place you look.
You can't fall off the floor.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.