"I heard he was dead once."
"Well, no one's perfect." -- Mack and Bo

"Londo, do you know where you are?"
"Either the medical lab or hell. Either way, the decor needs work." -- Dr and Londo

"If I was married to Londo Jacari, I'd be concerned."
"G'Kar, if you were married to Londo Jacari, we'd all be concerned." -- G'Kar and Londo's wife

"You do this for me, and I swear I will never ask you to do anything for me ever again... until the next time." -- Garibaldi

Did I mention my nose is on fire and I have forty wild badgers in my trousers? -- Marcus

On some level, people like to see something explode and fall apart from the inside out. -- Garibaldi

For my next trick, I will fly around the room under my own power. -- Londo

"I have an obligation to shove his face through a bulkhead."
"I don't care about your hobbies, Mr. Garibaldi. Just do it on your own time, and do it quietly." -- Garibaldi and Lockley

"You broke my finger!"
"True. You have nine more... For the moment." -- Clueless man and Delenn, Meditations on the Abyss