Kid's got a genie, and he takes advice from a rug. -- Genie

"Liberation Day? What does that mean?"
"School's out and no mail." -- Iago and Genie

"Can we handle ancient peril, Genie?"
"I don't know, Al. If it was everyday peril, no sweat. Ancient peril is a toss up. Heads, you lose your tail. Tails, you lose your head." -- Aladdin and Genie

"This'll blow it."
"Blow it's nose, maybe. We need some major firepower here!" -- Genie and Iago