Pirates of the
Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Quotes
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me." -- Norrington & Jack
"You're the one they're hunting. The pirate."
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" -- Will
& Jack
"I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates."
"Ah. Well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. If
you'll excuse me–" -- Will & Jack
"You threatened Ms. Swann."
"Only a little." -- Will & Jack
"Who makes all these?"
"I do! And I practice with them – three hours a day!"
"You need to find yourself a girl, mate!" -- Jack & Will
"Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you
already found one, and are otherwise uncapable of wooing said strumpet.
You're not a eunuch, are you?"
"I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!"
-- Jack & Will
"You cheated."
"...Pirate!" -- Will & Jack
"We're gonna steal a ship. That ship?"
"Comandeer. We're gonna comandeer that ship. Nautical term." --
Will & Jack
"One question about your business, boy. There's no use going. This
girl.. How far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh, good. No worries then." -- Jack & Will
"This is either madness or brilliant."
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." -- Will &
Jack
"Everyone stay calm! We are taking over the ship."
"Aye! Avast!" -- Jack & Will
"What did he make the rope with?"
"Uh, well..."
"Human hair. From my back." -- Will, Jack, & Mr. Gibbs
Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do
anything...stupid. -- Jack
"You forgot one very important thing mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
-- Jack
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -- Jack
"Thank you, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"No, not you. We named the monkey Jack." -- Barbossa and Jack
"Who are you?"
"No one! He's no one! Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew. Twice
removed. Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch!" -- Barbossa & Jack
"So that's it, then? That's the journey of the infamous Captain Jack
Sparrow? You spent three days, lying on a beach drinking rum?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean!" -- Elizabeth & Jack
"Why is the rum gone?"
"One: It is a despicable drink that turns even the most respectable men
into complete scoundrels. And two: I've created a column of smoke that
rises a thousand feet in the air. My father's ships will be combing the
area. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it?"
".... but why is the rum gone?" -- Jack & Elizabeth
"There'll be no living with her after this." -- Jack
"A wedding! I love weddings. Drinks all around!" -- Jack
"Is Elizabeth safe?"
"Yes, she's safe as I promised, she's going to marry the Commadore as
she promised, and you're going to die for her as you promised. You see
we're all men of honor, except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." --
Will & Jack
"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him
to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out
for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do
something incredibly stupid!" -- Jack
"Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parley'."
"That'll be the French." -- Pirate & Jack
You want pain? Try wearing a corset! -- Elizabeth
If anyone even thinks of
'parley', I'll have their guts for garters! -- Pirate
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