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I love quotes. Especially funny ones. I own what has been proclaimed
'the infamous quote book', a steno notepad that I have filled halfway in
five months. I decided that I needed to keep an electronic list of my quotes,
and thought that other people might enjoy them. So, without further ado,
my quotes... I stopped counting after 2000. Who knows how many there are
Quotes These are quotes that are also in other sections of this page.
However, I kept finding myself searching for the perfect quote to put at
the end of my e-mails, so I decided to compile a list of sig quotes.
If you have any comments, questions, a link to your quote page or quotes
to send me, e-mail me at email@example.com
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