"Kermit?!"

"Yes, Peter?" Kermit raised his head to ask.

"You're... you're..."

Kermit grinned. "You can do it! Just add a verb, and you'll have a sentence."

"You're reading a book."

"Yes I am. Very observant. No wonder you do so well on your cases."

Peter gave his friend a look. "Very funny. Why are you reading a book instead of using your computer? Is it broken?"

"No, it's not broken. The information in this book isn't available on the 'net."

"Oh... Well, that makes sense," Peter replied before walking off again.

Kermit buried his nose back into his Barbara Cartland novel.