Disclaimer: All depicted characters are the property of Warner Brothers. I'm just borrowing them to act out the nefarious plots my evil mind creates. I'll put them back relatively unharmed. Also, I made no money off this.

"Hello Detective..."

Peter smiled woodenly as yet another woman talked to him in their version of a sexy voice. "Caine. Can I help you ma'am?"

"Yes, I'm sure you can. I seem to have lost... my dog. Yes, my dog," the woman replied, smiling winsomely and batting her eyelashes.

"I see..." Peter stopped as he felt a hand on his shoulder. Looking up at the figure behind him, he saw Kermit and sent a silent entreaty for help.

"I'm sure another detective will be pleased to help you," Kermit told the woman, his face a blank mask. "I need to talk to Detective Caine."

"But... But..." the woman sputtered.

"Sorry ma'am," Peter replied with another wooden smile before following Kermit into his office. He shut the door, then peered through the blinds.

"You all right?" Kermit asked.

"Oh yeah, just fine. I have women falling all over me."

Kermit smiled slightly. "And this is a bad thing?"

"Yeah, it is. I've always been good with women. But, ever since I went through Shaolin training, it's gotten worse. It's like, the Caines have a babe-magnet gene, and the training amplified it." Peter grinned at his friend and lover. "Thanks for saving me. How can I repay you?"

Kermit smiled in reply and locked the office door. "I'll think of something."

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