"It was the cutest thing!"

"What was?"

"I was looking out the office window today, and saw these two arguing. One was wearing jeans and a leather jacket, the other a suit and a pair of sunglasses. Both looked adorable..."

"Yeah? Keep going."

"Oh sorry... Well, anyway, suddenly, that Shaolin priest who lives in Chinatown..."

"You mean Caine?"

"Yeah, that's him. Well, he comes up to the two and says something. The turn away from each other, pouting. Caine shook his head, then suddenly puts the guy in the leather jacket into a fireman's carry."

"You're kidding!"

"Nope. Then, he grabbed the guy with the sunglasses by the wrist and dragged them into the alley."

"Why?"

"I guess to get them out of the eyes of the public. After a few minutes of intense discussion, the two finally nodded. Caine nodded, then walked off."

"So? What was so cute about that?"

"I haven't gotten to the best part yet! The two talked for a few moments more, kissed for a minute, then continued down the alley, arms around each other."

"Awwwww."

"That's what I thought. Oh damn! Lunch was over 10 minutes ago. I'm late!"