Disclaimer: All depicted characters are the property of Warner Brothers. I'm just borrowing them to act out the nefarious plots my evil mind creates. I'll put them back relatively unharmed. Also, I made no money off this.

"Peter..."

"Yeah, Pop?"

"You're hair... is..."

"Green, Pop. Yeah, I know."

"How did this happen?"

"Well... I accidently got liquid cleaner on my hair last night. Kermit insisted I get into the shower immediately. I grabbed the shampoo and tried to wash the chemicals out. Only, it started a reaction, and my hair is now bright green. Never mix cleaner and Pert Plus."

"I will try to... remember that in the future. Is that also the reason you are wearing Kermit's clothes?"

"Yeah... He wouldn't let me wear my clothes until they got washed."

"And the... red mark on your neck?"

"Umm... well..."

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