I think this is going to be the last one. Unless the two start talking to me again. Which will be tough as I'm going to go into my closet and hide from the story ideas...

Thanks to S for help on a rough spot on this, and to D for the title.

Disclaimer: All depicted characters are the property of Warner Brothers. I'm just borrowing them to act out the nefarious plots my evil mind creates. I'll put them back relatively unharmed. Also, I made no money off this.

In For A Penny, In For A Pound

Peter entered his friend's office and shut the door. "Kermit, I've noticed you've been staring at me... again."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Peter snorted. "How about telling me the truth?"

"I've told you the truth."

"I'm not leaving till I hear the *truth*."

"Then I'll leave," Kermit replied before turning the door handle. "What the..."

"Neither of us are leaving until we talk," Peter stated.

"What did you do to the door?"

Peter shrugged one shoulder. "Something my father taught me. Now, will you talk to me?"

Kermit peered at his friend for a moment then nodded.