Every token of affection towards me had to be pulled out of him like it was a state secret. Even when we were alone, he always let me take the initiative.
Don't get me wrong, I like pouncing on him. I just wish sometimes to be the hunted, not the hunter. If I didn't know better, I'd think he feels sorry for me and is just giving me the release I need.
Basically, Wufei is getting advice from the other pilots on how to talk to women through an earpiece.
Duo: Give me the mike. Now, Wu-man, just tell her that the stars are
no match for the brightness of her smile. Hey! Let go! Owww! It's my turn
<High pitched squeal over earpiece>
<Wufei trying not to shudder in pain>
Miscellaneous chick: Is everything all right?
Wufei: Onn... I mean... I was just thinking on what heavenly body could
compare to your obvious beauty.
<Extended Silence from earpiece>
Quatre: Did he...
Duo: Wow...
Wolvie: SNICKT!
Duo: Oh cool! Are those natural? How strong are they? What can
they cut through? Where can I get a pair? Does it hurt to use them? Wouldn't
using them in battle cause them to tear from your hand from the pressure?
Wolvie: <blink blink>
And
<Cable whips out his whomping huge gun (TM)>
<Heero stares, wide eyed><Suddenly gets starry eyed look (Another
TM)> Where can I get one of those?!
And, about the X-Men's outfits:
Wufei: You wear what to combat injustice?