Before anyone sends me death threats, a little qualifier. There are no crossover romances here. I didn't turn anyone into a Sailor Scout (You should see Ranma and Kurama's dance of joy on that! Even though, it was so tempting!).

Also, this is going to have some major yaoi and some yuri bits.

This is going to be written on the assumption that people know the basis of the shows. If you have questions, I'll be happy to answer them.

Oh! Also, in 'normal' mode, the characters will go by their regular names. When in 'super-hero' mode (I mean, in costume), they'll be going by their code names. That, and in cursed mode, Ranma is going to be Ranma-chan and Ryouga is going to be P-chan.

The prologue is short, but regular parts should be longer.

Disclaimer: None of this is mine. Done for fun.

Also, I'm using the US names for the Sailor Scouts and attacks. Just because I've never seen the Japanese version, and will give myself a headache trying to remember all the M's while writing this. (If enough fuss is kicked up, I'll go back and change it.)

"Finally! No more school for another three months!" Serena exclaimed happily, dancing a little jig in front of the high school. "I can sleep in now!"

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Lita asked archly, a small smile on her face at her friend's antics.

"Serena, we're starting martial arts training tomorrow, remember?" Ami added. "The dojo we're going to is in Nerima, and we have to get up early in order to make it there in time."

Serena stopped dancing and stood, slumped. "Waaaa! No! I wanted to sleep in for least a week!"

After Mina joined the group, the four friends strolled down the sidewalk towards the neighborhood's Shinto temple, to meet up with Rei. Meeting Darien along the way, they continued, now with Serena locked onto one of her boyfriend's arms.

"Rei! We're here!" Serena called out, interrupting Mina's description of the hunky guy she saw walking by the window during class.

Rei appeared at the door and waved her friends inside. "Guys, hurry."

"What's wrong?" Ami asked after the four removed their shoes and entered the temple. Seeing Amara, Michelle, and Hotaru seated in the room, she blinked a few times. "Hi!"

"Oh no," Mina groaned.

"What? What?" Serena asked, concerned.

"The world is going to end, isn't it?" Mina accused, pointing a finger at the three Outer Senshi. "The only reason you three are here is to tell us the end of the world is coming and we have to stop it."

"No, I refuse!" Serena said, stomping a foot. "I don't want to save the world again. I want to live in peace and quiet until Darien and I can be married!"

"Serena, calm down," Darien said soothingly.

"We're not here as messengers of doom," Michelle said, interrupting Serena's tirade.

"Then why are you here?" Lita asked, curious.

"Trista just told us to be here," Amara said with a shrug. "So, here we are."

Sailor Pluto choose that moment to make her appearance, five young men in tow, all pointing guns at her. "Perfect timing, as usual."

"ACK! GUNS!" Serena screamed as she dove for cover and pulled Darien with her.

The men, all former Gundam pilots, blinked a few times.

"Where are we, woman?" Wufei commanded.

"You're asking the wrong question," Pluto said, calmly sitting down and smoothing her short skirt. The other scouts had either frozen in terror or hidden behind any surface that could be used as cover.

"We should transform and take the guns away," Rei whispered.

"Then they'll know we're the Sailor Scouts," Serena whispered back.

"But, they won't be a threat," Rei replied.

Ignoring the whispered argument, Heero glared at Pluto. "Then, what is the correct question?"

A flash appeared around Pluto as she de-transformed. "If I told you, I'd ruin the delicate balance of reality."

Duo snorted. "More likely you just like playing with us. I'll ask a question then. When are we?"

Trista gave Duo a concerned look and muttered, "Are you... No... You can't be, not yet." In a normal voice, she addressed the pilots, "But, that is a question I will answer. You're in Tokyo, Japan, in the late twentieth century."

"Impossible!" Quatre exclaimed.

"Why are we here?" Trowa asked.

Trista nodded, showing that Trowa's question was a good choice. "To stop your sisters from being killed."

"Except for Quatre, none of us have sisters," Wufei pointed out.

"Not in this lifetime, no. In a past lifetime, you all had sisters," Trista replied.

"Who?" Heero asked.

Waving a hand around the room, the sailor of time said, "Them."

Ack! Another short part! Sorry... but, I find a natural stopping place, and I do it...

Something that won't happen:

"Sister?!" Quatre exclaimed before starting to twitch. "Twenty-nine... was... bad... enough... Now... there... are... thirty..."

"Hey, Q-man, at least you don't have to worry about them playing dress up with you!" Duo exclaimed, clapping Quatre on the back.

"Oh, he's just adorable!" Mina cooed. "Wouldn't he look great in a lavender dress?"

"Oh, Quatre-kun! Come play with your sister!" Serena called out as the other Inner Senshi pulled Quatre into the huddle.

Quatre stopped screaming an hour later. But, only because the bow around his neck had cut off the circulation to his brain.