Gundam Wing Dialogue With Little or No Meaning

The following is dialogue I've written (A few are by comet, and are labeled) that has no meaning (hence, the title). Some may find their way into future stories, but don't count on it.

Most are comedic in nature, there may be a serious one slipped in here and there.

A small key:

H: Heero
D: Duo
T: Trowa
Q: Quatre
W: Wufei

Enjoy!

Ninjababe

I think it'll be fun to have Duo careening down the hall and knocking on Quatre's door...

D: QUATRE! Open up! Hide me! <looks behind shoulder at Heero stalking towards him> EEEP! QUATRE! <BANG BANG BANG>

About Duo's possible future job as a computer game programmer.

D: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHINIGAMI LIVES!
Co-worker1: <shakes head> Why does he always call himself Shinigami when he plays those shoot-em-up games?
Co-worker2: I don't know. I asked, but he got this crazed look in his eye and said if he told me, he'd have to kill me.
Co-worker1: <snort> Kids.

Same job for Duo as above, different day:

Boss: We need to you compile this code. We need it by tomorrow.
D: Screw you. I'd have to work till 2am.
Boss: If you want to keep your job, you'll do it.
D: I don't need the job, jackass. BYE!

H: <small sigh> What did you do this time?
D: They wanted me to work massive overtime! If I had, I wouldn't have been able to help you guys break into the bank last night.
H: We could have done it ourselves.
D: And, I wouldn't have been home for the recreation <waggles eyebrows> after we tested the bank's security.
H: <thinks long and hard> Usual benefits?
D: <broad smile> I knew you'd see it my way!

<snicker> Heero, the sex-crazed maniac!

The following was brought on by wondering what would happen if Heero had problems with emotions...

<Heero waves hand in front of his face> <He's now got a dreamy look> Airhead!
<Heero waves hand in front of his face again> <He's now glaring> Perfect soldier.
<Wave><Dreamy> Airhead!
<Wave><Glare> Soldier
<Wave><Dreamy> Airhead!
<Wave><Glare> Soldier
<wave> Like, Hi!
<wave> Die, slowly.
<wave> Dude, you are like, soooo cool!
<wave> <growl>
etc etc etc

Duo selling security coverage:

D: So, you see, it would be in your best interest to have the full coverage.
Customer: But... how will you protect me from an alien attack again?
D: Don't you get it? You never have to worry about aliens attacking with our security system. And, if they *do* attack, we'll be obligated to come in and take them out. And, at only $150 credits a month, it's a steal!
Customer: OK... you've sold me! Where do I sign?
W: Baka!
H: Duo!!!!
D: Yes?
H: Behave
D: But... Heero! He went for it! We could have made 150 a month off of him! <goes to a whisper> And, since I've already sold it to all our other clients, we'll be making a good 5000 credits a month off of this!
W: <rolls eyes>
H: <glares>
T: <Thinks about how terrifying Duo is in 'money grubber' mode>

D: Heero! <shouted across apartment>
H: What! <shouted back>
D: Come take a bath with me!
H: I took a shower earlier!
D: Come take a bath with me!
H: <walking into bathroom> I told you, baka, I... <trails off as he sees bathroom is lit only with candles and Duo's relaxing in the water, his hair unbound> Give me a second to get out of my clothes.

And, sex maniac Heero strikes again! :)

The following was written by comet, and is about blowing up a chemistry lab.

D: What? It wasn't my idea.
H: Hn
D: It wasn't, it was his <pointing at Q>
W: Do you expect us to believe that?
D: Yes.
T: ...
Q: He's right. <shrugging>
HTW: WHAT?

About Noin's cowboy shirt:

Q: Oooo! Ms. Noin! Look! They have mobile doll keychains! And... Oh! I have to have this! <holds up 'Kiss My Gundam' bumper sticker> I just know it'll look great on the back of Sandrock...
Noin: Oh, this is shopping heaven! <sees cowboy shirt> Oh! That shirt's on sale! 50% off! I wonder why? It's just too adorable!

This one was written mostly by comet, a bit here and there by me. comet is 'c', I'm 'n'.

c: A bouncing ninja is a scary ninja, ne?
n: HAI! Woooo! <g>
c: ::peering over at Duo, "smile at her so she'll stop bouncing."::
n: Duo! <glomps onto Duo><Unglomps and starts bouncing again> <g>
H: It was a good suggestion.
c: you two could make out that would stop her.
H: hn
c: didn't think so
W: Onn <clapping hand over his mouth>
c: don't even finish that, she'd just giggle incessantly at you
D: how long can she bounce like that?
c: until something else grabs her attention
n: <waves to all the guys><goes off to find some sugar to ingest>
Q: we're in trouble now
T: understatement
n: <cackles> So... who's turn is it to wear the fuku? <waves outfit>
<Pilots eek in terror>
W: <looking at comet> onna
c: don't onna me, I'm going to go sit way over there...
n: CACKLE! <Waves sailor skirt in air> Step right up!

About a floorplan comet did for me for a story I'm working on:

n: I like that!
D: Me too! Damn, can I move in now?
H: Hn
D: Translation: Wicked cool! I love your guys's work and want to be the father of your children.
H: Omae wa korusu
n: I think that's misspelled, He-kun.
H: Hn...
n: I can translate that! "Doesn't matter, he knows what I mean."
D: <scratches head> What *does* that mean anyway?
n: He wants to make mad, passionate love to you, and he wants me to tape it for future prosperity.
H: I'm getting away from you two bakas.

n: Kisama!
W: Onna!
n: Kisama!
W: ONNA!
n: KISAMA!
W: *ONNA*!
n: <fires tranq gun> Kisama. :P

n: Still, I was so close to castrating that boy.
W: EEEP!
n: No one gets Duo but He-chan.
H: <glare>
n: <giggle>

n: I know! Bad Wu! Bad! He just has blue balls...
W: ONNA! You are so crude!
n: Pffffffft! You need a new put down. I am a woman, and damn proud of it! Now, behave, or when I'm in PMS-land, I will make you feel the full weight of my awesome wrath! <lighting crashes>
<G Pilots huddle together and glare at Wufei>
W: What?

n: Oh, all right... I'll behave... <Scuffs toe in dirt> <evil glint in eye> Oooo! You said nothing about Trowa!
T: ARGH! Save me!
n: <evil glint gets bigger> And... there are things I can do that won't permanently scar... physically at least.
Pilots: ACK! RUN! RUN! RUN!

Again, you can reach me here or comet here.

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