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I hearby state that I did not ingest, sniff, smoke, or slather onto my body any illegal or regulated substance while this was written.

by Ninjababe

"You will tell us the location of the rebel base," Vader stated, his raspy breath filling the small cell.

Leia raised her chin and glared silently.

"Very well, your highness. You brought this on yourself." Vader gestured to the floating droid, which hummed and clicked before the strains of a song started.

Leia’s eyes widened in shock as she drew in a breath, her face horror-stricken. "No… not that," she whispered.

"Oh, yes, princess," Vader said menacingly as he poised himself.

"I am not trying to seduce you

When I dance they call me Macarena
and the boys they say que soy buena
they all want me they can't have me"

I think I need help… :-)

The Macarena is performed by Los Del Rio.