After reading some Animaniac/Forever Knight crossovers, I had my own 
twisted idea for a story, so here goes...

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P.S. yes, I am a cousin, but I couldn't resist the imagery. 

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Mindy Meets LaCroix
By April Ruskin
3-25-96
Insert usual disclaimers here

"Yipe!" Button yelps as he tries to grab Mindy from out of the 
broadcasting booth. 

Suddenly, the door opens and LaCroix enters. "What is going on here?" 
he asks in a menacing tone of voice.

"Hello, Pritty man" Mindy waves at LaCroix happily as she tears his 
delicate broadcasting equipment to pieces.

"ARGGHH!" LaCroix screams. He makes a grab for Mindy, but for some 
reason, she isn't in the same spot she was in. Mindy was now toddling 
toward his music collection.

"Oooooo, sparklies!" Mindy cries as she climbs the shelves and starts to 
throw CDs all over the place. Suddenly, the shelves starts to wobble, 
and Buttons yells "Yipe!" and positions himself to catch Mindy.

"That is it child, now I am mad." LaCroix's eyes were getting that 
certain sparkle we've all come to know and love as he made a grab for 
Mindy.

Just at that moment, the shelves fell and squashed LaCroix under them, 
and Mindy went flying through the air. Buttons made a flying leap and 
caught Mindy on his back and nosed the door to the booth open.

Mindy turned to LaCroix, waved and said "See ya, funny man. OK, love 
ya, bye-bye."

An Hour Later

LaCroix, who was still stuck under the shelf, heard voices. *Finally* 
he thought.

"Ahhh, look at that adorable man under the shelves, isn't he just 
_Cute_?"

"Sure is Dot. Know what time it is?"

"Umm, ta eat dishwashing liquid and hiccup bubbles?"
"No, it's time to... move in! Yes folks, this spacious radio station is 
our lovely new home!"

"Ooooo! Can we paint it pink?"

"Ummm, sure why not."

LaCroix, who had finally positioned himself so that he could see who 
his visitors were, screamed "NOOOO! Not the Warner Brothers!!!"

"And don't forget the Warner sister." Dot said in her cute voice.

~~~~~~~~~

Nick Knight is on the phone grinning nastily and listening to the person 
on the other end. Finally, he replies, "No, it was no problem. As I said, 
my friend is the Animaniacs greatest fan. Besides, I think the Warner 
kids will just _adore_ their new accommodations. OK, Bye." 

He hangs the phone up and says to the empty loft "Gottcha LaCroix! 
Maybe now I can have a peaceful couple of decades. It'll take you that 
long just to convince the Warner Bros. Company to take those kids 
back." 

We leave you with the image of Nick doing one of his _very_ rare evil 
grins.