I apologize in advance for this... (if you feel apologies are necessary) Send comments, flames, compliments, and virtual Cherry Coke to aruskin@edge.ercnet.com It's... by April Ruskin 4-10-96 usual disclaimers apply "NO! Stay away from her!" Nick Knight snarls at the horrific visage coming toward him. Natalie Lambert can be seen peeking over Nick's shoulder. "But Nick, he's..." "I know he's an Enforcer Nat, but I won't let him kill you." "But, Nick..." "Nat, I'll die first!" "NICK, SHUT UP AND LISTEN! That's not an Enforcer, it's a giant chicken!" "Nat are you crazy? That's Boo, the most vicious of all the Enforcers!" "Nick, he's covered in feathers and has a bird beak." "Nat... I... you..." Nick takes a closer look at Boo, " you're right, it _is_ a chicken!" Nick grabs Boo's trenchcoat, but Boo wriggles out, dropping his plastic vampire fangs in the process. Boo clucks in alarm and hightails it from the room. The Chicken Boo theme song can be heard in the background as we leave the scene. The End For those of you who haven't heard of Chicken Boo, he is an Animaniacs character. He is a human sized rooster who is always pretending to be a human. His many adventures include Boo as an English secret agent, a sheriff in the old west, and (I think) a movie director (or was it an actor?).