>What is your name? Javier Vachon >Birthday and sign? April 1 Aries >What is your favourite FK character/faction? Perkulators >What is the dumbest thing you can think of that Nick has >ever done? Not telling Tracy what he is >What are your sexual turn-ons? Vampires who bring young Spaniards across, the smell of apricots and callylillies, and blondes >What is your actual age? I'm over the age of consent >What age do people who read your posts *think* you are? 10 >What are you supposed to be doing right now that you're >not doing because you're filling out this questionnaire? Protecting Tracy >What is the most trouble you have ever gotten in on >FORKNI-L? Posting JADFE stuff about Tracy >What is your favourite soft drink, and does it come >out your nose? Cream soda and AB+ >Do you know what SKL stands for? Saturday Knight Lovers? >Do you know how SKL started? SKL was started by a bunch of shower taking babes with not enough to do on a Saturday night, so they started to chase Nick and I >Where do you live? In an abandoned church in Toronto >Where do you wish you lived? Wherever Nicholas can't order him around, with Tracy by my side. >Do you pay by the line? I don't pay at all. I just 'whammy' a local ISP into giving me free service. >What do people *think* you do on the 'Net? look for 'dinner', trolling for perky blondes >If you could make your favorite FK characters do any >one thing, what would it be? Bring Tracy across >Do you know the SKL motto? There's a motto? >What ice cream topping do you prefer on a vampire? Apricot Jam >Do you own a ten foot pole? I wouldn't say it's *that* long, though it *is* fairly large >Do you prefer cold showers or baths? baths, easier to cuddle up with perky blondes >How is a vampire like a vacuum cleaner? Not familiar with vacuum cleaners. What are they? Oh yah! those! Well, they suck a lot, like I want to do to Tracy... uhm... I mean... oh, never mind... >What is your favorite euphemism for vampire genitalia? Wait haven't we already covered this with the 10-foot pole question? >Which season of FK was your favorite? The 1st half of the 3rd season >How soon do you think this list will prove strong >evidence for your being committed? I don't make commitments >What is your favorite food? O+ >What food would you like your favorite FK character >dipped/rolled/coated in? The floor >Do you know what the CSS is? The Cold Shower Scene at Tracy's that I was in during my first episode of course. >Do you know how the CSS started? Well, I turned on the cold water tap, and... >Besides FK, what is your favorite TV show? MTV >What kind of underwear do you think FK characters >would wear? Nick: Boxers LaCroix: Briefs Me: Nothing comes between me and my Calvins Tracy - Jocks for women; Nat - white lace >Favorite pick-up line: Are you blonde all over? >What's your favorite FK episode? Black Buddha >Describe your reaction to the dream sequence in "Near Death" I didn't have a dream sequence when I was near death... >What is the sound of one thong snapping? And is it different >from the sound of two or more thongs snapping? please don't remind me >Do you know what a See-thru Knightie is? It was a book about an invisable vampire wasn't it? >Do you know how See-thru Knighties started? 'It was a Dark and Stormy Night' >What is the first word that comes to mind when you >hear the phrase: "Physical Therapy"? Reattaching Hands >How long since your last cold shower? I take nice warm showers in my girl friend's apartment. >What scares you more: the thought of Pat Buchanan >as President or being e-mail-less? Who's Pat Buchanan and what was that about my male-ness? >What hours are you usually on-line? I don't use computers >What is your favorite mixed Ribena drink? Ribena and )+ >What is you favorite (alcoholic) drink? A Bloody Mary >If you could trap yourself with any *three* fictional >characters, who would they be and *where* would you >choose to be trapped? Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, and Holly Wood. We would be stuck in ToonTown. >If you could have five minutes alone in a room with >the person (assuming for a moment that only *one* >person was) responsible for cancelling FK, what >would you do/say? "Why the hell did you kill me off before I could make out with Trace?" >Has Tippi ever written something in a story that has >happened to you later in real life? Well, the story wasn't about me. But the Phone Sex one... >Prefered articles of bondage? Guitar strings >Have you ever successfully goaded Dotti? >And if yes, how? And how often? Dotti? I can't get her attention. It's like I don't exist for her because she's to wrapped up with Knight.