>What is your name? Nicholas B. Knight >Birthday and sign? January 1 Capricorn >What is your favourite FK character/faction? I'm a Die Hard with Ratpack leanings >What is the dumbest thing you can think of that Nick has >ever done? Excuse Me?!? >What are your sexual turn-ons? I can't let myself be turned on, I might take too much >What is your actual age? I don't really remember ever since I was shot in the head.... >What age do people who read your posts *think* you are? My elders think me childish, and others think me stodgy >What are you supposed to be doing right now that you're >not doing because you're filling out this questionnaire? Getting Tracy to fill out paperwork and listening to the Nightcrawler. >What is the most trouble you have ever gotten in on >FORKNI-L? I never get into trouble >What is your favourite soft drink, and does it come >out your nose? *spots Nat on the list* ummm, Protein Drinks, yeah thats the ticket. And yes, it does come out of my nose, every time. >Do you know what SKL stands for? I'm sorry, but no, I don't. >Do you know how SKL started? No I do not. >Where do you live? Toronto >Where do you wish you lived? I would not be in Toronto if I did not wish to live here. >Do you pay by the line? no >What do people *think* you do on the 'Net? Webcrawl for pictures of hamsters and thong models >If you could make your favorite FK characters do any >one thing, what would it be? Get LaCroix out of my life >Do you know the SKL motto? No >What ice cream topping do you prefer on a vampire? I do not like ice cream or its topping. >Do you own a ten foot pole? yes, I own poles of various sizes.... >Do you prefer cold showers or baths? either as long as they are not in holy water >How is a vampire like a vacuum cleaner? I haven't a clue >What is your favorite euphemism for vampire genitalia? Could you rephrase the question? >Which season of FK was your favorite? The first. LaCroix wasn't around to torment me. >How soon do you think this list will prove strong >evidence for your being committed? After the UF faction was founded, anytime now. >What is your favorite food? Human Bl... *Notices Nat still on list* I mean protien shakes >What food would you like your favorite FK character >dipped/rolled/coated in? This question is beneath my dignity >Do you know what the CSS is? Yes, and while I find them enjoyable, why does Nat get all the glory? >Do you know how the CSS started? I found out about it from the reactions Nat had when she thought of me. >Besides FK, what is your favorite TV show? Highlander and Sailor Moon. I just can't decide which I like better... >What kind of underwear do you think FK characters >would wear? I wear black boxers, I don't think I should be thinking about Nat's underwear, I think LaCroix would be the most comfortable in underros, and the other's are none of my business. >Favorite pick-up line: The last time I dated, pick-up lines where not invented yet. >What's your favorite FK episode? Dark Knight part 2 - I get LaCroix out of my life for a whole season. >Describe your reaction to the dream sequence in "Near Death" It was a deeply personal experience >What is the sound of one thong snapping? And is it different >from the sound of two or more thongs snapping? One thong snapping ... Me and the first babe who comes through the door Two thongs... The second babe who comes thru the door. >Do you know what a See-thru Knightie is? Umm, Dottie in a negligee? >Do you know how See-thru Knighties started? Well, I was portrayed on this tv show... >What is the first word that comes to mind when you >hear the phrase: "Physical Therapy"? MORE!!! Oh no, not bondage again! >How long since your last cold shower? I take a shower every evening before work. I never notice the temperature of the water. >What scares you more: the thought of Pat Buchanan >as President or being e-mail-less? Neither, as I am only on-line for half an hour a day, I can live with being e-mail-less, nand LaCroix can handle Pat Buchanan. >What hours are you usually on-line? I'm on e-mail for 1/2 hr right before bedtime so I check on messages from Rosebud. >What is your favorite mixed Ribena drink? *Noticing that Nat is away from computer* Ribena and Cow >What is you favorite (alcoholic) drink? Cow and wine >If you could trap yourself with any *three* fictional >characters, who would they be and *where* would you >choose to be trapped? Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation, any miscellaneous woman from Baywatch, and Mariann from Cybil. Location: in a dark library at night 'looking up the cure'. >If you could have five minutes alone in a room with >the person (assuming for a moment that only *one* >person was) responsible for cancelling FK, what >would you do/say? Ansgt them into continuing the series. >Has Tippi ever written something in a story that has >happened to you later in real life? Yes she has. >Prefered articles of bondage? Handcuffs (I am a cop after all), and cat o'nine tails. >Have you ever successfully goaded Dotti? >And if yes, how? And how often? I'm her Nicky-poo. What do you think?