>What is your name? Lucien LaCroix >Birthday and sign? October 29 Scorpio >What is your favourite FK character/faction? Cousins and Dark Knighties with tendencies toward the Valentines and Unnamed >What is the dumbest thing you can think of that Nick has >ever done? Attatched are two 100 page lists. List one is by incident, list two is by date. >What are your sexual turn-ons? long necks, biting, wooly thongs >What is your actual age? 29 decades and holding >What age do people who read your posts *think* you are? I do not care what other people think >What are you supposed to be doing right now that you're >not doing because you're filling out this questionnaire? Thinking up ways to make Nicholas's life a living hell, Working on my next Nightcrawler show >What is the most trouble you have ever gotten in on >FORKNI-L? I do not get into trouble. I let Tippi do that for me. >What is your favourite soft drink, and does it come >out your nose? Carbonated blood. And no, it does *not* come out of my nose. >Do you know what SKL stands for? Saturday Knight Live >Do you know how SKL started? Yes. I know all. >Where do you live? Toronto >Where do you wish you lived? I am living where I wish. >Do you pay by the line? No. The local internet provider and I have an 'arrangement'. >What do people *think* you do on the 'Net? I do not care what other people think >If you could make your favorite FK characters do any >one thing, what would it be? I already can make anyone say or do anything I wish. >Do you know the SKL motto? Yes, as I said before, I know all. >What ice cream topping do you prefer on a vampire? Marshmellow, it reminds me of Nicholas in his youth. >Do you own a ten foot pole? No, they have those sharp ends. >Do you prefer cold showers or baths? I prefer bubble baths >How is a vampire like a vacuum cleaner? They both clean up scum >What is your favorite euphemism for vampire genitalia? This question is beneath my notice >Which season of FK was your favorite? Definately not the first. The second, because I had so much fun playing with Nicholas's mind. >How soon do you think this list will prove strong >evidence for your being committed? Surely you jest >What is your favorite food? AB+ >What food would you like your favorite FK character >dipped/rolled/coated in? Blood >Do you know what the CSS is? Yes, I seem to be figuring prominently in them lately. >Do you know how the CSS started? I am the Nightcrawler. I... know... EVERYTHING! >Besides FK, what is your favorite TV show? Television: How mortal. >What kind of underwear do you think FK characters >would wear? One's personal preference in underclothing is none of my concern. >Favorite pick-up line: I don't REQUIRE pick up lines >What's your favorite FK episode? Curiouser and Curiouser. In it, I force Nicholas to deal with his shortcomings... >Describe your reaction to the dream sequence in "Near Death" After seeing this episode, I thought that to Nicholas, I am God. I am the giver of life, and the taker of it. The fact he wishes it was not I that he served is *his* problem. >What is the sound of one thong snapping? And is it different >from the sound of two or more thongs snapping? I would rather not even imagine this senario >Do you know what a See-thru Knightie is? I know all petty mortal! >Do you know how See-thru Knighties started? See answer to last question. (These 'Do you know' questions are getting _quite_ annoying.) >What is the first word that comes to mind when you >hear the phrase: "Physical Therapy"? This never happened, and will never happen. >How long since your last cold shower? Why would anyone need a cold shower? >What scares you more: the thought of Pat Buchanan >as President or being e-mail-less? Being e-mail less. I can always *take care* of Buchanan. >What hours are you usually on-line? Rather late, as I have a radio broadcast. >What is your favorite mixed Ribena drink? I do not drink Ribena. >What is you favorite (alcoholic) drink? 'red wine' >If you could trap yourself with any *three* fictional >characters, who would they be and *where* would you >choose to be trapped? Amanda from the Highlander series...I would show her what true Immortality is about!, Dana Scully in the morgue, Joe from little women >If you could have five minutes alone in a room with >the person (assuming for a moment that only *one* >person was) responsible for cancelling FK, what >would you do/say? Only five minutes? That leaves out some of my more 'interesting' ideas... Hmmm... Let's do lunch? What vintage did you say you were? >Has Tippi ever written something in a story that has >happened to you later in real life? Yes. Some of the things that have happened are quite... interesting. But Tippi really, me in heels?!? >Prefered articles of bondage? They all have merits. >Have you ever successfully goaded Dotti? >And if yes, how? And how often? No Comment