WARNING!!! A few of the questions below deal with adult topics. If you do not feel comfortable dealing with these, please follow this link back to Ninjababe's Forever Knight page

Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".

FK = Forever Knight.

I'm sorry, but I can't do this like the usual purity tests (I can't figure out the cgi stuff). So, when you finish checking the boxes, you'll need to add up the questions you left the box un-checked. Then divide by 117 and then multiply by 100 to get your percentage of Forever Knight purity. Subtract the percent from 100 to get your Forever Knight corruption percentage.

Have you ever
1. watched Forever Knight?
2. watched more than one episode a month?
3. watched more than one episode a week?
4. watched more than one episode a day?
5. watched at least one season of Forever Knight?
6. watched the first three seasons of Forever Knight?
7. watched one season in 24 hours?
8. watched all three seasons in less than 72 hours?
9. ignored a natural disaster (earthquake, tornado, etc.) because you were watching an episode?
10. ...was it one you have on tape and could watch any time you wanted to?
11. distinguished the season any episode is from by Nick's hair style alone?
12. distinguished the season any episode is from by the appearance of LaCroix's eyebrows alone?
13. owned tapes of one or more Forever Knight episode?
14. owned tapes of all Forever Knight episodes?
15. owned tapes of the Canadian Forever Knight episodes?
16. owned first season tapes of both Canadian and US versions?
17. owned 'The Thing We Do Not Have'?
18. screamed at a characters during the show?
19. shouted 'Thong!' when LaCroix appears on screen?
20. shouted Brick! when Nick appears on screen?
21. done a net search on Forever Knight?
22. created a Forever Knight Home Page?
23. joined a Forever Knight e-mail list?
24. joined a Forever Knight e-mail loop?
25. created a Forever Knight e-mail list?
26. created a Forever Knight e-mail loop?
27. read Forever Knight fan fiction?
28. written Forever Knight fan fiction?
29. written Forever Knight fan fiction that crosses over into other realities/TV shows? (i.e. Highlander or X-Files)
30. written a Forever Knight crossover story just because you think the characters should get out more?
31. had fantasies about one or more characters from Forever Knight?
32. joined an affiliation?
33. started an affiliation?
34. bought Forever Knight merchandise? (commercial or fan made)
35. been to a Forever Knight fan convention? (or planning to go to one in the next year)
36. borrowed money in order to attend a Forever Knight convention?
37. mortgaged your home in order to attend a Forever Knight convention?
38. traveled (or plan to in the next year) more than 500 miles for an Forever Knight con?
39. bought (or tried to buy) Forever Knight merchandise at an auction?
40. written Forever Knight erotica? (CSS and SWS count)
41. been in a Forever Knight Fan Fiction War? (War 7 counts)
42. been kissed by a Forever Knight actor?
43. touched an Forever Knight actor?
44. had a YKYBWTMFKW... moment?
45. had one or more YKYB... moment in the last year?
46. had one or more YKYB... moment in the last month?
47. had one or more YKYB... moment in the last week?
48. had one or more YKYB... moment in the last 24 hours?
49. laughed out loud in public during a YKYB... moment?
50. named a pet after a Forever Knight character?
51. been to the #foreverknight channel on IRC in the last year?
52. been to the #foreverknight channel on IRC in the last month?
53. been to the #foreverknight channel on IRC in the last week?
54. been to the #foreverknight channel on IRC in the last 24 hours?
55. been to the #foreverknight channel on IRC regularly?
56. read the alt.tv.forever-knight newsgroup in the last year?
57. read the alt.tv.forever-knight newsgroup in the last month?
58. read the alt.tv.forever-knight newsgroup in the last week?
59. read the alt.tv.forever-knight newsgroup in the last 24 hours?
60. read the alt.tv.forever-knight newsgroup regularly?
61. started a business based on Forever Knight?
62. owned more than 2 articles of Forever Knight clothing?
63. made someone a fan of Forever Knight (i.e. 'brought them across')?
64. thought crying uncle is an oxymoron?
65. cringed from the sun before you remembered you are not a vampire?
66. used an FK quote in reply to a dinner party conversation comment?
67. been able to tell anyone in your community where the nearest seller of Ribena can be found?
68. defined or eaten 'souvlaki'?
69. rationalized away large incontinuities with ease? (i.e. done a cheesy rationalization(TM))
70. possessed an instinctual awareness of the times that sunrise and sunset occur?
71. have dreams of independent flight?
72. ask new acquaintances what their blood type is instead of their sign?
73. been to a Forever Knight fan party?
74. hosted a Forever Knight fan party?
75. eaten Forever Knight food? (i.e. Ribena, cakes or cookies in the shape of Forever Knight characters)
76. named a child after a Forever Knight character?
77. named a child after a Forever Knight actor?
78. turned down a date because you'd have to miss Forever Knight to go?
79. been able to instantly remember an episode title by its acronym?
80. broken up with someone because they didn't like Forever Knight?
81. customized your computer using Forever Knight sounds, pictures, and video clips?
82. been unable to enjoy sex without pretending that you or your partner was a Forever Knight character?
83. masturbated while reading Forever Knight erotica?
84. watched a movie or T.V. show because an actor from Forever Knight is in it?
85. thrown items at the T.V. screen during Forever Knight?
86. had to physically restrain yourself from hitting or kicking the T.V. during Forever Knight?
87. deliberately drunk straight Ribena ?
88. invited people you've never seen before into your home to watch FK tapes?
89. gone to the home of someone you've never seen before to watch FK tapes?
90. written a letter of complaint to your local syndie for interrupting an episode of FK?
91. written a letter of complaint to your local syndie for interrupting an episode of FK that you've seen before?
92. written a letter of complaint to your local syndie for interrupting an episode of FK that you've seen before, and already have on tape?
93. read FK fanfic while your boss thinks you're working?
94. written FK fanfic while your boss thinks you're working?
95. moved your computer at work so that even if your boss looks in, he/she can't tell that you're reading/writing FK fanfic?
96. submitted X-rated fiction to JADFE?
97. included yourself as a character in a JADFE piece?
98. actively fantasized about FK characters when *not* having sex?
99. accidentally called your loved ones by FKcharacter names? (At any time, not just during sexual encounters)
100. called someone by a character's name because they remind you of a FK character and then began to berate them for what "they've done".
101. filled up more than 2 meg of disk space for FK gifs, sounds, and fanfiction?
102. scheduled your social life around episode airings?
103. had 5 tapes of other (non-FK) projects FK actors have done?
104. had 10 tapes of other (non-FK) projects FK actors have done?
105. missed an important personal event because you were watching FK?
106. gone out and bought a computer just so you could get on the FK lists?
107. received FK merchandise as a gift?
108. quoted more than one line of dialogue from memory?
109. quoted one of LC's monologues perfectly from memory?
110. pointed out which guest stars have RL relationships to FK actors/producers?
111. listed, from memory, which eps GWD directed?
112. ...Nigel directed?
113. ...John Kapelos directed?
114. had all of the Nightcrawler quotes from the FK CD memorized?
115. listed the actors who have portrayed two *different* characters in different eps of FK?
116. worn out an FK tape from over-watching it?
117. been on the FK lists for so long that you talk in accronyms?