This is basically a bunch of random thoughts and comments, some philosophical, some totally shallow. Like the title says, what I'm thinking while watching Dragonball Z.
Not all the episodes are episodes are here yet... I have to watch the series again...
When will they learn... You don't make Gohan mad!! He'll end up getting a spike of power and open a can of whup-ass on you. Even though, he looks so damn cute when he headbutts his uncle <g>.
Wow... Vegeta really doesn't let up... Refused to admit that Frieza is better than him. GO VEGETA!
Aww, Piccolo grabbed Gohan and Krillin and took them to a safer place... such as it were.
OK, is it just me, or does Frieza need a different shade of lipstick? No, really... every time I see his face in this form, I think Frieza is some sort of Goth reject or something... The eyeliner doesn't help either.
Get Goku out of that damn tank all ready! I mean, they let it drag on long enough! Jeez! <kicks regen tank> Wake up, you baka!
Krillin and Gohan love to state the obvious... Well, of course, Vegeta's power's pretty much done for! He just did a massive attack. Hell, I think it's saying something for him that he's still able to float!
I'm starting to wonder about the animators of this series, this is the 4th butt/tail shot of Frieza they've done in this one episode... I mean, does some one out there have a thing for his tail or something?
Oh man, that musta hurt... Vegeta does not look like he's been having a good time...
There's tail shot #5!
watching him choke and punch Vegeta.
He's healed! Wooo! Get out there and kick some lizard butt, Goku!
Stop preening in the sudden wind and go help your son! Go save your Prince, you baka!!! <kicks Goku towards the battle with Frieza>
Is Goku truly strong enough to stop Frieza, the ultimate fighting machine? -- Narrator.
Well, since I've seen this section of the series before, I'm going to lay my money on Goku in this fight...
Well, that was an interesting episode... Bloodshed, explosions, random plummeling. All in all, good, clean, wholesome fun!
The End of Frieza, huh? Ummm... Okay... Did I dream the 20 or so episodes where Goku and Frieza trade insults and punches? <scratches head>
OK... this is the part of the Frieza arc that I've been waiting for... Goku is gonna finally show up! Woo! Some real ass kicking!
You know, guys, you might as well get in there now and attack Frieza... Yeah, I know it ain't gonna do you any good (Man, my grammar's atrocious!), but at least you'll go down fighting, trying to protect a comrade instead of standing there watching Vegeta get pummeled...
Oh, wow... that was so cool! The whole bit where Goku figured out that the others were close by... The pull away shot then back again... I would love to see that in the original version, knowing that the music in the dub is usually crap...
Another Tail shot! Hmmm... maybe I should start counting those the next time I watch this...
The one thing I like about Cartoon Network, they only have one commercial per episode, and it's right near the beginning... Which is where we are now... I think I'm in the mood for ice cream.
And, I have returned! With Starbucks Java Toffee and Ben & Jerry's Triple Caramel Chunk. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Caffeine, sugar, and chocolate, all in one! And, yes, I am eating them together! Remind me to tell y'all about the other strange eating habits I have sometime... But, now, the episode's back on.
Goku! Guys! Stop it with the damn small talk and go kick the lizard's ass all ready! Jeez!
"We'll have lunch if you win. My treat." -- Krillin.
Umm... Okay... Krillin needs a psyche revaluation, or
something.
He may be evil incarnate, but that little finger thing Frieza did when he destroyed the Saiyan race is tres cool.
YEAH!
Oh... I literally threw my arms in the air and screamed at the look of shock on Frieza's face when Goku kicked him. Yes!
OK, in this corner, we have the Prince of Goth, the King of Lizards, the one, the only, Frieza!
And, in this corner, we have the man with the split second dye job, the guy who's skull is thicker than gundanium (Sorry for the Gundam Wing reference... watching it at the same time), Goku!
You're shoe came untied?!? Man, did the translation get muddled? Or what?
I just had a thought... Why doesn't anyone start hacking and coughing when they're enveloped in a cloud of smoke?
That, and Vegeta keeps batting the words 'Super Saiyan' around way too much.
Awwww... Chibi Vegeta... He was a cute kid. Of course, you say that to his face, he'd probably turn you to dust, but still...
<Sniffles> Vegeta crying... <sniffles> Poor guy. Nooooo!!!! He can't be dead! He can't! No no no nonononononononono!
Got that out of my system... But, you know, I remember the first time I saw this series (was before I went looking on the web to see what happens later in DBZ) I had tears in my eyes because I didn't know what happened.
Goku respects and understands Vegeta. Well, I guess that's good
"For him, and everyone else you've destroyed, I'm gonna... finish you."-- Goku.
Okay... Well, it wasn't as bad as it could have been (I'm gonna... send you to the next dimension. <bleah>). But, I wanted to hear 'kill' <pout>.
It's time to open a can of whup-ass on Frieza! Woo!
Tail shot!
Okay... less than a year ago, everyone was rooting for Vegeta's death. Now, they're sad he's gone... Pffft.
"That's whacked." -- Yamcha.
Yamcha's a surfer dude, dude!
<pulls out pom-poms> Go Goku! Go! Go! Go! 2 4 6 8, who are we gonna decapitate?! Frieza! Gooooo Goku!
And, so begins the 30 episode fight. No... let's really find out how long it lasts. Here's episode #1!
Ooo! Star Wars sound effects when Frieza uses his eye beams.
Now, that's cute... and cocky. Frieza blasting where he thought Goku was and Goku's actually standing almost back to back with him! LOL!
Oww! Being pushed through a mesa by Frieza's attack... Ouchie...
Goku get hit with tail, fall down, go boom!
Okay... they can destroy planets with their ki, move faster than light, but lava can kill them... That doesn't make sense.
Why doesn't he fly instead of hang by one hand over the lava? <baps Goku upside the head>
"What's your deal, Frieza?"
"Basically, I'm trying to kill you." -- Goku and Frieza
Kill! They said kill! I am so happy now!
This 'last time on DBZ' is longer than the frickin' episode!!!
So, Kamesein is suddenly a southern gentleman? As an indigenous lifeform of the South, I don't think I like it!
Chi-Chi is worried about Gohan, yet Bulma's mom isn't worried about Bulma? Why?
I love the image of Chi-Chi wearing a backpack full of heavy armament... <snicker>
Tail shot!
Hehehe... Goku doing riddles about what happened to Captain Guinu. Damn... What is the spelling of that, anyway. Ah hah! It's Ginyu.
The image of Goku floating in water is cute <g>.
Ummm... why is he Kame Hame Ha'ing when he isn't doing the correct movements?!?
Oh yeah... Goku is a really good strategist. Dude! I love that bit with the two ki blasts then coming up behind.
"Woah, man, this guy is really something else." -- Goku
Well, no duh! He's supposedly undefeatable!
Hammer time?!? Ummm... Okay...
Oh, Frieza, you show off! Just kill him all ready!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I'm rooting for the good guys, but I really hate how the villains always toy with the heroes. Just kill the SOB!
Love the smirk Goku has on his face right before the hunk of land slams into him.
Okay, that's a nice trick... creating a forcefield thingie and turn Goku into a ball...
Now, that is one huge bang!!!
Hehehe... Gohan and Krillin thinking Goku was dead, and Piccolo saying that not only was Frieza playing, but so was Goku. Bwahahahahahaha!
"They're both monsters. One good, one evil." -- Piccolo
Nice line!
And, episode #3 of the fight!
Tail shot!
So... Goku's clothes are getting torn, but not enough to have some skin showing <pout> Want skin! <stamps foot>
"It's hard to believe, but the outcome of this fight will change the future of the whole universe." -- Piccolo
Well... let's see... Goku wins... Frieza no longer destroys planets. Frieza wins, places keep going boom! Yeah... fate of the universe is definitely on the line here.
Ground, Ground's good. I'm a ground type-a guy. If that's okay with you. -- Goku
Sounds like Goku is choosing a type of coffee to drink! <snicker>
Tail shot #2!
Frieza is giving Goku all these choices, and Goku is like 'sure, whatever you want!' He's so easy going... Man, makes me wonder how much brain damage Goku had from that fall when he was a kid... Wonder what type of Saiyajin he would have been if he hadn't hit his head...
Goku takes off his top... Wooo! Hey! Don't stop with just the orange top! Take it all off! <waves dollar bills>
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Huh?" Ninjababe turns from her computer to look around in confusion... Knocking... at her window?! Pulling the curtains aside, she sees two men in brown leather trenchcoats and stetson type hats. "Can I help you?" she asks, opening her window.
"We're the Hentai Police, ma'am," one of the men said, pushing his hat back in one hand and showing his badge with the other. "We're here to confiscate your 'DBZ thoughts' page."
"What?! No way!" Ninjababe exclaimed.
"Yes ma'am... It has come to our attention that you've been putting in thoughts about drooling over half-naked men in them. That isn't allowed, ma'am," the other Hentai Police detective replied.
"You'll never take them alive!" Ninjababe exclaimed, grabbing her katana and glaring at the two guys. Pausing, she gave the two a long look. "You know... you two are really cute!"
"Hand over the page, and nothing else will be said," the first police officer said.
"You two look familiar somehow..." Ninjababe trailed off, still thoughtful. "In fact, let's see what you got under those trenchcoats!" She started to climb out of the window, her katana firmly in hand.
"Eeep!" the second detective said, backing up a step.
"Stand firm!" the first detective ordered. "The law is on our side!"
An evil look in her eye, Ninjababe advanced on the two cops, who she now noticed were quite cute. "So, have you two ever thought of going into movies?" she asked with an evil grin.
This time, both detectives 'eep'd and stepped back. Forgetting their mission, they turned and fled.
"Hah... took care of that!" the young woman said with a firm nod before hopping back through the window to watch the rest of that day's Dragonball Z episode.
End Interlude
I have no idea who the detectives were... just random bishounen... If the commercial break hadn't been almost over, maybe I would have found out...
Well... had to occupy myself during the commercial break somehow! And yes, I wrote that all during the commercial break.
Oooooo! Chi-Chi is pissed!! Go girl!
LOL! Puar putting on the head band and going "Let's kick bootie!"
Tail shot #3!!
And #4!
#5!
#6!
Ooooooo! He said Frieza stunk! <snicker> Insult the man some more, Goku!
Come on! Start with the ki attacks already! I want Goku to loose some more clothing!
Bulma is feeding an alien frog human food and chocolate... Ummm... does she even think about the effects her actions will have on the delicate balance of the local ecosystem?!?
So... Ginyu can't do his change thing without being able to speak... Interesting.
Hehehehehe! Ginyu was copping a feel on his own body! Well, Bulma's body, but he *was* inhabiting it at the time.
#6!
Goku bit his tail! LOL! Yeah! Go Goku! <snicker>
#7!
Frieza is so short!! You never really notice until you see him standing next to someone else...
Episode #4 of the fight...
And, more chances to see sweaty, nekkid flesh! Wooo! Yeah!
Yes, I'm a hentai. Deal :P
So, Frieza's been holding back the majority of his power... Well, so has Goku!
Okay, everyone who believes that Frieza would actually trust Goku if Goku joined him... If you believe that, raise your hand! <listens to the chirps of crickets in the sudden silence> Yeah, thought so.
Hearing that Frieza has only been using 1 percent of his power got Goku a tad scared.
KICK HIS ASS! YEAH! <ahem>
OK... Bulma as Ginyu just does not compute... Error... error... does not compute.
And, that voice!!! Bad, bad falsetto!
Tail shot!
So... Bulma can sense ki levels? Huh... interesting!
It took 15 minutes for them to get to the fight! Damn it!
Knee to de nose! Oh, that pissed Goku off... but, no blood (Well, not in Dub... but, he did rub his nose... Hmmm... I wonder..)
Tail shot #2!
"Do me a favor, after the fight's over, remind me to kill you guys." --
Ginyu in Bulma's body
Well, if I didn't know Ginyu was there, I'd say that
was Bulma! <snicker>
#3!
And 4!
Man... these are becoming almost mostly tail shot calls!
LOL! Not only do the gang on earth facefault and fall down when the space shuttle doesn't work, the shuttle itself does it too!
And, now we watch Goku get his ass kicked... I don't mind... as long as his clothing suddenly disappears <beam>
#5 tail shot!
Oooo... He's getting pissed! (Goku that is!)
Love how the dead guys suddenly think Goku will win using the Keoken attack (Not to self, find spelling for that) and then the horror stricken expressions when they find out he's been using it the whole time! Bwahahahaha
Oooo! So, Bulma does have fighting ki! Or, it looks like it from the previews for the next episode...
Episode # <scrolls up to check> #5 of the fight!
Hmmm... Well, I guess Bulma isn't that ki strong. Pooie! There goes my half formed story idea <g>
Woah... I really don't want Frieza throwing ki blasts at me... that one actually ripped open the ocean!
Damn... Goku's outfit is still mostly there...
"No... what if I can't... can't beat him?" -- Goku
Of course you can! Don't give up Goku-san! Go, dude!
Go!
"How can I make this more painful for you? I could break both your hands,
tear off both your ears, or just shatter your little cranium." -- Frieza
Owchie! He sure knows how to torture!
So, is his tail made of elastic or something... I mean, just now, it went to twice it's length.
Did that little display of brutality on Goku tear his clothing? Huh? Huh? <stares at tv> Nope... damn it!
Goku flies up... Goku fall down... Goku hit water... Goku go splash... But, Goku no go boom yet! Almost, but not yet!
Ooo! Frieza's gonna drown him...
<sniffle> Po' po' Goku... Is this the end? Why do I have the feeling we won't know till tomorrow's episode?
Thought so... we pan away from the Goku and Frieza fight to... Oh! It's a dream-scape! Cool!
Krillen's dead.
The earth's dead.
Ah, I think Goku's getting it into his head that if he dies, so does everyone else!
Nice little dream thingie!
Wow! They showed Lunch in the montage of faces laughing!
And earth go boom!
And, then Goku go boom! Go, Goku, go!
Hey! They didn't cut away with him drowning! He's back up and fighting! Coolnesss!
Battle on, Goku!
Tail shot! First of the episode, I believe...
Hey! What happened to Bulma? I mean did the guys save her? Or is she off flying and crash landing who knows where??
Goku: You beat him up, you tear him to shreads, you nearly kill him, and he bounces up, stronger then ever and proceeds to kick your ass!
You know... I've seen this episode 3 times now, and I just thought of something... Maybe Vegeta isn't such a bad guy. Maybe he was helping Gohan work through his grief over finding out his dad won't be coming back the only way he knew how... by beating him up. It just got out of hand when Gohan proved to be too good.
So, see? He really is a nice guy!!
<blink blink> Did I actually say that?! He's a homicidal maniac!
More as I watch!