1) If a subordinate does wrong, kill him.

2) The Force is perfect for choking the life out of people.

3) Letting out big secrets at the perfect time will unbalance your opponent.

4) Never give up. Fight till you win or are destroyed. Your superiors are going to kill you anyway.

5) Always change the deal to your advantage.

6) Get rid of spaceship envy. The bigger, the better.

7) There is never such a thing as too much firepower.

8) When all else fails, send bounty hunters.

9) Don't shoot the humans. Shoot the droids. They have all the information.

10) Kill the innocent farm boys before they become a problem.

11) Learn to shoot the broad side of a barn.

12) If there is a disturbance in the force, don't check it out by yourself. Put the whole ship on red alert.

13) Carbonite freezing is the preferred way to transport your enemies.

14) Don't schedule prisoners for termination, just terminate them.

15) When a subordinate tells you of a possible flaw in your space ship, get off the ship just to be on the safe side when enemy attacks.

16) Ruling with an iron grip is the way to go.

17) Just because they look like cute little teddy bears doesn't mean they're harmless.