"On top of old smokey, all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed."

How can I cheat at cards if you won't let me see what you have?

I seem to have my helmet on too tightly. It's actually compressing my brain.

I thought it wasn't humanly posible to stick your nose there...

That's disgusting!

You're the evil twin!

No, you are!

I am a studly man