I accept your challenge.

Water pistols or pillow fight? 

And you put your left foot in and 
You put your left foot out and 
You put your left foot in and shake it all about. 
You do the hokey-pokey 
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

<gasp of shock> You mean... my comic book collection is worth... that much?

Woo hoo! I'm rich!

No, Ingrid, I can't marry you. For... I just found out... you're my half-sister.
<cue the overly dramatic soap opera music>

It... it can't be true! Paper can't beat rock! It's just not right!

 I'm just too damn cool.