Ninjababe's Ramble

Patient vs Pharmacist

I'm in my little corner with K, softly laughing evilly and trying not to look at K because I just know I'll crack up totally.

An actually conversation between the patient (Pt) and the pharmacist (Rph):

Pt: Someone stabbed me in the mouth. It hurt a lot. I want something to stop the pain and I need some wound care to cover the wound until the skin can grow over it.
Rph: There really isn't anything. Maybe ibuprofen. You'll just have to let it heal on it's own.
Pt: No, there has to be something I can cover the stabbing with.
Rph: There isn't anything really that would work.
Pt: A gel? A bandaid?
Rph: Not really. There are some products that will give you temporary relief, but nothing like a bandaid.

Pt wanders off to look in the dental section.
Pt comes back.

Pt: Are you sure there's no gel? What about this?
Rph: Whatever you think is best.

Pt wanders off again to the dental section.

At this time, K writes the word 'Ha!' and has me pass it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist wrote 'Help! He won't leave me alone!' and passed it back.

Then, Pt comes back and asks to speak to a clerk, because she's 'The smart one'. The pharmacist told him that he wanted to talk to a clerk, and the clerk would just refer you back to Rph.

Pt then walked out of the store in a huff.

K and I spent the next few minutes laughing.

Bwahahahahaha!

The store manager and I were in the back, having a quiet conversation.

The female pharmacist came up to us and asked what was wrong.

Looking very serious, I replied "Some of the employees are in the computer room, having an orgy."

The manager took that statement and ran. Soon, she was ready to stomp into the room and break the orgy up.

Finally, she figured out it was a joke when I couldn't hold in my laughter anymore.

My sides hurt now.

Oscar Party

I went to an Oscar party last weekend, put on by The One Ring.Net.

Here are the pictures of moi and the friends... (Complete with funny captions!)

I want one!

I love this airplane.

It’s just beautiful.

Anyone have a few billion dollars I could use to buy one?

picture from Air Force Technology

BOOYA!

I scared a customer today.

I was able to get a problem prescription to go through insurance, even after three others couldn't.

So, I threw my arms into the air and yelled 'Booya!'.

A customer walking by stopped, stared at me wide eyed and backed slowly away...

Laugh Tracks Suck

I'm a big fan of the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding. So, I decided to watch the series, My Big Fat Greek Life.

Now, I remember why I don't watch sitcoms anymore.

That concept would be great as a dramatic comedy, ala Ed or Gilmore Girls. A hour long show where you have dramatic happenings with humor and banter along the way. But, no. It's a sitcom.

That damn laugh track!

I hate laugh tracks!

It's like they're telling the audience 'Laugh now, or Die!!! This is the funny part!!'

I know when it's funny.

I laugh when it's funny.

Convo from work today:

"This is good! Mmmmm!"
"Is it better than sex?"
"Better than any sex I've had."
"That's not saying much"

Spiffy!

I bought a skirt on clearance last weekend. So, I wanted to wear it.

Since it's a knee length skirt (black, have to match work's dress code), I had to wear pantyhose.

And, then, I put on some heels. I need to practice wearing them for the party this weekend where I'll be in heels for about 12 hours.

People at work died of shock. Everyone insisted I tell them why I was in a skirt, hose, and heels.

So, I came up with this. "Oh, I have an interview for a phone sex operator."

The personnel manager jokingly said that if I needed a reference to call him.

Of course, one of the clerks took me seriously and wants to work for a phone sex line as well. She wants the extra money...

I love working for my company!

I've always liked gin...

You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!


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Today is St Patrick's Day.

K loves St Patrick's Day.

I come back from my daily Starbucks run, and go back to processing prescriptions. I see I have a prescription to fill in my personal fill queue, so I bring it up. Here's what it said:

Drug: Treat________April – Want to play a game?

Sig: Treat_________So April if you were a St. Patrick's Day
_________________Girl wouldn't you be wearing festive
_________________earrings? Go to Cubby #1017

So, I go to that cubby (We use cubbies to hold the prescriptions for pickup).

In that cubby, I find: 'Sorry, try cubby #517'

I go to #517, and it says: 'Wrong again... try #1317'

I go to cubby #1317, and there are some earrings!

I love treasure hunts!

I'm sick and twisted...

I've been singing the first line of this for weeks off and on. So, I decided to try and do the whole song.

It isn't that great, I'm not even sure if it actually works with the music, but hey! What do I care? :-)

Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Ringwraiths

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be ringwraiths.
Don't let 'em wear rings and attack them old homes.
Make 'em be bards and barkeeps and such.

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be ringwraiths.
'Cause they'll never stay home, and they're always alone,
Even with the dark lord they serve.

A ringwraith ain't easy to love and he's harder to hold.
And it means more to him to give you a head than silver or gold.
Rusted swords and sliced faded robes and each night begins a new terror.

If you can't understand him and he don't die at all,
He'll probably just ride away.
A ringwraith loves smoky ole nights and blood soaked mornings.

Little warm puppies and children to stalk in the night.
Them that don't know him won't like him
and them that do sometimes won't know how to kill him.

He's not acceptable, he's just dif-f'rent and his curse won't let him
do things to make you think he's right.

Disney Collectibles!

"Love's First Kiss"

I love Sleeping Beauty. Aurora is my favorite princess. I want one of you to buy this for me (It's only $500!!)

"Devoted Damsel"

It's a Walt Disney Collector's Society exclusive. Which means, you have to join the club for the year, then buy the item... But, I've always liked Maid Marian in Disney's version...

Comics!

Today's Non-Sequitur:

Yesterday's Fox Trot (I love this series!):

Pretty!

Over on Too Much To Dream, Andrea posted a copy of the cover for Variety for December 5, 2002.

I liked the picture so much, I decided to fiddle with it.

But, I can't decide which version I like better.

Version 1:

Version 2:

I'm leaning toward 1 at the moment...

Even though, they both look very cool on a black background.

Oh, and the version with the logo:

Me! Me! Me!

So, here's another picture of me from Disneyland. I guess this could be considered the most updated picture of me. Taken in Toontown...

DLand Pics!

I went to Disneyland last weekend with Ith and her brother and a friend of ours from Boston, Roberta.

Here are some photos. All were taken by Ith's brother.

First, A 'spy' photo of the new Winnie the Pooh ride:

Second, (from L to R) Ith, I, and Roberta as we're exiting Indiana Jones. (AKA: The '3 Divas' pic. Totally unintenional, but it looks like we're posing for a publicity shot as a rock group or something):

And, last, but definitely not least, Junior! Yes, I carry Junior around with me at Disneyland. People seem to think he's cute...

He's my baby!

The original pictures were huge! (Ith's brother has a digital camera and likes to take very highly detailed shots). Hopefully, I was able to cut them down in size enough that they don't take too long to load... Oh well...

Wow!

If you like Lord of the Rings, someone took the movies and incorporated screen caps with the books/movie.

All the pictures seem to be clickable to see a larger version in a pop up window.

They did a wonderful job.

The work involved.

The Quintessential 'Lord of the Rings' Website

Lysol is evil!

People at work have this really bad habit of spraying Lysol for half a minute after using the bathroom(I've ranted about this before). Lysol is supposed to be sprayed 3 seconds.

This bathroom is a little tiny room with no venilation.

I'm allergic to Lysol.

Every time I go to the bathroom, I almost die. I can't breathe, I have to use my inhaler.

I am so close to hiding the can from the bathroom, and also hiding all the ones we sell.

Rat bastards.

Oooo! Nice!

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

It's even better than the one I saw in Starbucks. I went looking for the one in Starbucks, but the website doesn't have a page devoted only to it, and it seems to be exclusive to Starbucks.

It's just so pretty!

Bwahahahahahaha!

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