February 24, 2003

Stupid

Police field complaint about busty snow woman

Crystal Lynn went for realism when she built her snow woman - celery for the eyes, a carrot for the nose and two blobs of snow for the breasts.

The last turned out to be a no-no, as someone complained to Kent police about what he called an indecent snow figure.

And a police officer showed up at her apartment door minutes after she completed her work.

"He said that I should cut off her breasts, but I said no woman wants that," Lynn, 35, said.

She didn't want to knock down the snow woman. And the figure was too busty to be covered by a shirt. So Lynn opted to drape a ruffled maroon tablecloth around her shoulders.

Posted by Ith at February 24, 2003 7:08 AM
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LOL! Thanks for sharing! I copied it for work.

Posted by: Annmarie on February 24, 2003 9:41 PM
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